Sugar Daddy- made with Splenda- strikes

So I’ve been working at the National Home Show lately, it’s tiring work but its simple and can even be fun most of the times. The part I like the most is how every time you do this shows it feels like you are going back to summer camp. You see people you worked with last year, give each other the required updates and then continued by chit-chatting and not really working. LOVE IT!

Like any summer camp you have the good and the bad guys.

Does this break up make me look sexy?

I recently came upon an article that showed one of those many useless university researches where it stated that men are attracted to women who say they were dumped more than to women who openly admit they were the ones doing the break up (seriously, no disease to find a cure for lately?).

The day I realized I was a girl in a man's world

Yeah I know. Is not a groundbreaking discovery but I was pretty sure it was something around 60-40 or 55-45 not 10-90! (Talking percentage here not sugar daddy request)

I should’ve known. I remember an episode once were I went to a party in a hotel room where everybody was causing a lot of trouble and my sober self decided to take action before getting kicked out, so of course I was shoving all the boys outside the room trying to get them in the elevator so we could leave. They wouldn’t listen. For a little close to an hour I tried and failed repeatedly, suddenly one of them comes all Rocky V from another door and promises me he’ll save the day. I told him that the kids were not going anywhere and that I’ve been trying for a good time to make them move. He then looks at me and states (very calm and clear)

Seductive Design

The movie posters for The Black Swan starting Natalie Portman have just been released, and I find their design so captivating!

Update on my seduction training

Someone has pointed out to me that I haven't chosen my seductive character yet, and it's been a while since I've posted anything about it.

I first wanted to say that I was very surprise about this person's words, just because I didn't even know I actually had "readers" mind you, so that was awesome!

and now to give you my main and only reason why I haven't bother to write my little seductive articles, well here it is

I have a life now...

p.s: I will continue my seductive adventures when my work doesn't take over my existence and I actually get a chance to socialze and put these skills into practice.

but thanks for caring! :)

Sex can sell in so many different ways!

Even typography!

Ciacomunicacíon in Barcelona decided to teach you a little spanish while selling you condoms at the same time (Durex).

Andale! Andale! Andale!

How does an Ad agency seduce new clients without looking all douchey and cocky?

Well in Denmark the solution is to share the love!

Don't you just hate it when your cocaine gets eaten by a self-cleaning toilet?

oh yes I knooow!!! we've all been there!! oh no? not you? ummm ok yeah me neither, just ya know...hypothetically.

This is ad is very old (from 3 years ago) but I just recently saw it and HAD to share!

Just by the mere fact that some psycho chicks DO actually sniff from toilets: Addiction, shame and infection! mmmm the lives of the rich and famous!!!

disclaimer: No! I don't do drugs. Never had, never will. Is just the Colombian in me that couldn't help to make a joke about it.

Wow! Seduction advice for men gone totally wrong!

Reading this article in Jezebel made me crack up!

Seriously where do the credentials of this psychoanalysits, self-help book authors come from? Wikipedia? I can't believe someone would actually recommend boys to avoid sending flowers to the office but instead send a note thanking your woman for cleaning after you, then again the guy who recommeneded such thing also wrote a book called "Guide to Getting it On!"    
'The Situation' is that you?

Internet Ads a la Vintage!

what if the boys from Mad Men had to show us a new campaign for twitter, facebook, you tube and skype?

Well an ad agency in Sao Paulo, Brazil called Moma decided to show us what it might look like!

The Point System to get a woman!

  A little off track from our everyday seducers, just wanted to share this...after you've finally seduced a woman, here is the point system to actually keep her ;)

A Siren in The Water

I watch the movie Nine recently and fell in love with the spectacle of it. It reminded me of this specific Siren which I adore, and so when I saw this ad yesterday I was so happy, but then it made me wonder about something...

And now a new episode of: Men doing it for men.

oh Yeah! is an ad for Samsung in case you couldn't tell

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Just for the record...

stating the obvious but just wanted to point that out... ;)

P.S: Last World Cup I chose Italy exactly 2 yrs before the World Cup started, this time same thing happened with Spain...so why is Paul taking all the credit?

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I told you I wasn't a hardcore feminist!

Now this is more like it!  it has some thinking, insights and creativity to it. Is funny, different but still very much on target, see is not all hoes playing with hoes!

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When is it sensual? sexual? or just slutty?

I am very aware that I am obviously NOT the target market for this ad (and I'm sure the real target market simply LOVES it) but I've got to agree with the Flight Attendants Association of Australia for being rightfully pissed at this Russian airline commercial. 

This is one of those visual portrays of women that make sensual and provocative seducing (without being looked down on) basically impossible. I've mentioned previously the downside of the seductive character The Siren, she will always struggle with not being solely objectify but also for never achieve the expectations of sexuality their predators are waiting for, so out of desperation what does she do? She gets surgery, makes a porn video and/or starts in a airline commercial in Russia. 

Now for some reason Russia has become the land where there's a thin line between "sex sells" and "selling sex" so I'm kind of glad I don't live there, but viral views of this ad makes the whole seducing process much more difficult and mainly physical which is not the point. I'm not a feminist who wants to ban plastic surgery and naked women forever, in fact I think physical attributes can be very beneficial for any seductress in a given time, but this ad seems like a cheap- uncreative- shot to the whole idea of female beauty, is like these copywriters spent hours and hours of hard work getting high, playing videogames and when the deadline came in they got nothing "OH I GOT IT!" little Jimmy the copywriter screamed suddenly "sexy car wash BUT instead of a car, there's a...wait for it...PLANE!"
"YEAAAHHHHH!!" all the other men in the room screamed while they bang their chest together and high five each other in the air. 

This industry seems to move forward with the idea of including women in the workplace for their creative mind, but ads like these seem more like a step backwards. A woman like me will seem like a self-righteous feminist bitch for not approving this ad even though I am very much like every woman out there who loves wearing heels, shop like their rich and embrace tight dresses. We need more real seducers out there, people that will play the game with strategy, creativity and intelligent techniques not those who are looking for an easy way out.

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Seduce the modern goldfish!

I've been reading a lot about Sally Hogshead lately, I came up with a presentation she made stating that we live in a 9 second a.d.d world. That's right! If you don't grab the attention of your pray in 9 seconds that person will probably skip you all over and find other things to worry about...for another 9 seconds, so what to do? change to the next best thing when things begin to look boring! a seducer is always ahead of the game just take a look at this ad and remember is not only women who get bored easily ;)

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Who is this man and why can he easily persuade me to make my boyfriend smell like grandpa?

I know we have yet to meet all of our different kind of seducers, and I can't figure out what kind of seducer is the man in this ad but I had to share this with the world.

Brilliant advertising for Old Spice this is actually following a previous ad that became very successful so of course part II needed to happen. This is one of the sexiest men I've ever seen, I figure he is probably a rake kind of seducer with his sense of humor and his captivating abs smile voice!

Watch the commercial first and then check the next video for his explanation of the ad. Yum!

Video Games - E3 2010 - Movies and TV

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Little off Track

But not exactly, this part of the blog is to post information or anecdotes that do not follow my book experiment. However, even though this is not intentionally connected with what I'm doing, I think its information that is important for any seducer, whether you are in the advertising industry or not this information is key when building up your seductive character and dealing with the outside world.

"Sally Hogshead is a speaker, author, and brand innovation consultant, helping companies develop messages that persuade and captivate. Clients past and present include Nike, MINI Cooper, Aflac, Cole Haan, Target, Coca-Cola and Godiva." http://sallyhogshead.com this presentation is based on her book Fascination which covers the key factors to persuade whether it is with a product or with yourself.

Love her public speaking manner she is very friendly, energetic and engaging, and her topic is very relevant not only to today's world but to this specific blog as well.




Sally Hogshead: Speaking Reel from Sally Hogshead on Vimeo.

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