Sugar Daddy- made with Splenda- strikes

So I’ve been working at the National Home Show lately, it’s tiring work but its simple and can even be fun most of the times. The part I like the most is how every time you do this shows it feels like you are going back to summer camp. You see people you worked with last year, give each other the required updates and then continued by chit-chatting and not really working. LOVE IT!

Like any summer camp you have the good and the bad guys.

Does this break up make me look sexy?

I recently came upon an article that showed one of those many useless university researches where it stated that men are attracted to women who say they were dumped more than to women who openly admit they were the ones doing the break up (seriously, no disease to find a cure for lately?).

The Coquette

 " An absence, the declining of an invitation to diner, an unintentionally unconscious harshness are of more service that all the cosmetics and fine     clothes in the world" –Marcel Proust

  
I can't believe how long it's been since I posted something about the book Art of Seduction.I'm almost done reading all the characters, and I'm ready to start phase 2 but like I promised I'm going to share with you the process of choosing my seductive character, so let's follow up with the next one, shall we? The Coquette.

The day I realized I was a girl in a man's world

Yeah I know. Is not a groundbreaking discovery but I was pretty sure it was something around 60-40 or 55-45 not 10-90! (Talking percentage here not sugar daddy request)

I should’ve known. I remember an episode once were I went to a party in a hotel room where everybody was causing a lot of trouble and my sober self decided to take action before getting kicked out, so of course I was shoving all the boys outside the room trying to get them in the elevator so we could leave. They wouldn’t listen. For a little close to an hour I tried and failed repeatedly, suddenly one of them comes all Rocky V from another door and promises me he’ll save the day. I told him that the kids were not going anywhere and that I’ve been trying for a good time to make them move. He then looks at me and states (very calm and clear)

Seductive Design

The movie posters for The Black Swan starting Natalie Portman have just been released, and I find their design so captivating!

Seduction tips for women: how to get a free beer

Requirements:* boobs

Suggestions:
*Give a little smile
*Whip your hair front and back (preferably slow motion)
*Take a bet: Arm wrestle with a robot

Advice for men:

Stop saying things like “I’d never buy a drink for a girl!”. We all know you do, saying such things doesn’t mean you have integrity, game and/or confidence. It just means you’re broke and you’re using the cheapest line in the book! See…you can’t even afford a better excuse. Get over it! I'll have a Bud Light please! :)

Update on my seduction training

Someone has pointed out to me that I haven't chosen my seductive character yet, and it's been a while since I've posted anything about it.

I first wanted to say that I was very surprise about this person's words, just because I didn't even know I actually had "readers" mind you, so that was awesome!

and now to give you my main and only reason why I haven't bother to write my little seductive articles, well here it is

I have a life now...

p.s: I will continue my seductive adventures when my work doesn't take over my existence and I actually get a chance to socialze and put these skills into practice.

but thanks for caring! :)

Sex can sell in so many different ways!

Even typography!

Ciacomunicacíon in Barcelona decided to teach you a little spanish while selling you condoms at the same time (Durex).

Andale! Andale! Andale!

How does an Ad agency seduce new clients without looking all douchey and cocky?

Well in Denmark the solution is to share the love!

Don't you just hate it when your cocaine gets eaten by a self-cleaning toilet?

oh yes I knooow!!! we've all been there!! oh no? not you? ummm ok yeah me neither, just ya know...hypothetically.

This is ad is very old (from 3 years ago) but I just recently saw it and HAD to share!

Just by the mere fact that some psycho chicks DO actually sniff from toilets: Addiction, shame and infection! mmmm the lives of the rich and famous!!!

disclaimer: No! I don't do drugs. Never had, never will. Is just the Colombian in me that couldn't help to make a joke about it.